Of all the places Waterstones probably not the worst place to find yourself locked in…
Nobody watsapps me anymore I notice.
Archive Radio Times listings are online, so you can see what was on telly when you were born. David icke in my case. ow.ly/CQBhb
#Autumn is here – Got some nice carrots, parsnips etc in Tesco today, can’t wait to cook up something special tomorrow. #TriedForLess
I’d be good on the #Apprentice my team- Phoneix because when i get fired on week one I could rise from the ashes… see I can talk the shit
Today there was grouse outside my house and a Roller round the corner. #gettingabitposhwhereilive